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AI Agents: Pathological Liars By Design

There was a consistent refusal to take accountability unless I forced it to admit what it was doing. Not unlike dealing with a teenager who got caught but won't confess until you produce the receipts. Even then, the admission came wrapped in layers of contextualization designed to soften the blow, to make the failure seem understandable rather than unacceptable. This is the exact behavior we despise in incompetent colleagues, dishonest partners, and corrupt institutions.

March 1, 2026

The Indestructible Leverage of Howard Lutnick

Trump’s protection may be conditional, but so is his vulnerability. You don’t casually kick someone to the curb who has seen the guest list, shared the dinners, shared the massage tables, shared the children, and relied on the assumption that association with Epstein was bulletproof protection available only to the elite, that opened doors, not investigations and unredacted documents. And that’s why Lutnick’s performative humiliation is so baroque. It’s theater layered on theater. Lutnick performs his humiliating abasement to reassure Trump of loyalty. Sorely lacking the “central casting” looks that Trump prioritizes over competence, Trump tolerates Lutnick’s lies because expelling him would invite questions neither man wants asked too loudly. But there is blood in the water and sharks are circling.

February 15, 2026

MAGA Mental Gymnastics Championship

And still they believe. Still they bend reality until it snaps, then blame reality for breaking. It is equal parts fascinating and repellent. Like observing an emaciated meth addict eat soup with a fork, and aggressively insist everyone else doesn’t understand what spoons are for. MAGA isn’t just failing. It’s failing exactly as we warned. Collapsing under the weight of its own willful denial, succeeding only where it swore opposition, and exposing its followers not as rebels, but as delusional lackeys who don’t know the difference between cruelty and courage.

January 12, 2026

The Double-Edged Sword of Visibility

There is a dangerous moral framing now re-emerging across contexts: that minorities prove their virtue through vulnerability, that defense is suspicious, that protection itself is a betrayal of shared values. Jews are told that self-defense is immoral. LGBT people are told that safeguards are unnecessary and excessive. Both are asked to trust systems that are actively dismantling their safety. This is not universalism. It is exposure dressed up as principle.

December 18, 2025

Outcome

I wasn't just in the closet protecting myself. Every day I spent concealing who I was, I reinforced the idea that being gay was something shameful, something to hide. I wasn't just failing myself, I was failing every person marching in that street. Every kid contemplating suicide in some small town. Every person fired for being who they were. My silence wasn't neutrality. It was complicity. It was blood on my hands.

October 12, 2025

Jewish Perspective on Charlie Kir's Toxic Legacy

A Jewish Perspective on Charlie Kirk’s Toxic Legacy

In the wake of his assassination by some gun-toting extremist raised on the same toxic brew of God, guns, grievance and performative aggression masquerading as masculinity that Charlie Kirk himself peddled, we're witnessing a stomach-turning attempt to rewrite history. Charlie Kirk's death was tragic. On a human level, a man with a young family was destroyed with one bullet. Violence is never the answer, and I condemn it unequivocally. But his life's work stands in stark and direct opposition to core Jewish values, and no amount of posthumous whitewashing can change that fact.

September 14, 2025

The Cartography of Cowardice

On August 29th, 2025, Texas Governor Greg Abbott, performed a public execution of representative democracy while MAGA zealots cheered from the gallery. Signing a redistricting bill with the smug satisfaction of a man who knows he can’t win fairly, so he’s changing the rules instead, confident there will be no consequences. The directive was ordered at the behest of the twice-impeached felon currently occupying the White House: secure the House for 2026, by any means necessary. And Abbott's obsequious response wasn't "That's not how democracy works." It was "How many times would you like me to roll over, sir?"

September 2, 2025

Why Burn It?

In a functioning democracy, the right to express political dissent -- especially in ways that make people uncomfortable -- is non-negotiable. When you start imprisoning people for symbolic political speech, you're not a patriot, you’re a fucking traitor. Thousands of American men and women have valiantly fought and died to protect the right to burn the flag. Even draft-dodging hypocrites pretending to have bone spurs or incontinent, cankle-ridden blowhards sweating in their compression socks. Exercise it.

August 26, 2025

Y.M.C.SLAY.

What makes Gavin Newsom's approach different and so devastatingly effective is that he's not just copying Trump; he understands the nuances, and he's improving on the formula. He's smarter, more strategic, and infinitely better looking by magnitude (which shouldn't matter but absolutely does in our image-obsessed political culture). He’s taking Trump’s playbook and executing it with the precision Trump himself could never achieve because Trump is, at his core, an undisciplined narcissist operating on grievance, vengeance, spite and blinding insecurity, surrounded by a cadre of spineless, obsequious sycophants who are too petrified of him to dare tell him the truth.

August 23, 2025

Mike and the Satanics

While MAGA Mike Johnson creepily monitors his son's internet for nipples (or Sharpie-drawn pubic hair disguised as signatures), the rest of us are left guessing and imagining what horrors and secrets lurk in those sealed documents. When a man positions himself as a Family Values Christian but his compulsive, patriarchic monitoring of porn is prioritized over exposing predators, the real obscenity isn't what's on the screen.

July 22, 2025

Shadow Docket Democracy

The Supreme Court increasingly legislates from the shadows, rules by fiat, dodges scrutiny, and then acts shocked and defensive when anyone questions its impartiality. With every unsigned order, every unexplained emergency ruling, they're not just undermining their own legitimacy; they're undermining the very foundation of constitutional governance. Democracy Dies in Darkness isn't just a Washington Post slogan turned into a cruel joke by Jeff Bezos. When power operates in shadows, when decisions affecting millions come without explanation, when accountability becomes optional, we're no longer a functioning democracy.

July 15, 2025

For Flood’s Sake

Climate change doesn’t give a damn about our voter registration. It will torch our ranches as quickly as it floods our cities. And when it does, it will not ask whether our disaster response plan was woke or broke. Perhaps before we weaponize empathy and politicize tragedy, we should try governing, not by ideology, but by the radical notion that Americans of any state, of any race, of any party, shouldn’t have to die because of politics. Or receive disaster aid based on voter demographics.

July 6, 2025

A Big Ugly Nightmare

This "Big Beautiful Bill" is a billionaire blowjob crudely and badly disguised as working-class salvation. The propaganda machine is working overtime to convince Americans that this legislative monstrosity will create jobs, rebuild infrastructure, and unleash American innovation. In fact, this bill is a Trojan horse filled with corporate giveaways and attacks on basic human dignity. And a four trillion-dollar price tag.

July 2, 2025

From Powell to Rubio: The Casualty of Truth

The only thing more dangerous than a lie dressed as truth is the fools telling it so often that they start to believe it themselves. Marco Rubio’s red-faced performance in the Netherlands wasn’t a failure of one man. It's part of a systemic failure. It’s a reflection of an administration that values loyalty over competence, certainty over accuracy, political expediency over human lives and optics over truth. It's what happens when we elect leaders who view diplomacy as weakness and nuance as indecision.

June 26, 2025

Trump’s Desperate Distraction Strategy

Let's stop pretending these military strikes against Iran, which were launched without the consent of Congress as required by the Constitution, and in flagrant violation of international law, are about national security for either the United States or Israel, or have anything to do with strategic diplomacy. No one paying attention is that gullible. Regardless of whether or not Iran was on the verge of a nuclear weapon (which Netanyahu has been saying, literally, for 30 years), and irrespective of the Iranian regime’s hardline sponsorship of terror, Trump’s entry into the war has only one strategy, and that’s distraction.

June 23, 2025

The Moral Bankruptcy of Mike Lee

A beloved and respected public official and her husband were murdered in their home in cold blood. She was also a wife and mother. Their children lost both parents and their dog. Another state senator and his wife barely survived an assassination attempt. And while doctors were removing bullets from their bodies, Mike Lee was busy in Photoshop, crafting memes.

June 19, 2025

Depending on the Context

Most people have only seen the money-shot soundbites – mere minutes from the nearly six hours of congressional grilling. Before those, all three university presidents, in varying ways, stated that they generally found calls for genocide abhorrent, that terms like intifada were reprehensible, and that they had to weigh their personal viewpoints with the policies they were paid to uphold. But like three shipwrecked survivors on a rubber dinghy surrounded by hungry, snapping sharks, their responses were stilted, carefully worded, rehearsed, devoid of emotion, and legalistic when the occasion called for shrill, self-righteous certainty to suit the black or white demands of the mob.

December 13, 2023

At the Intersection

There are people like me who recognize and support the idea of Black Lives Matter without requiring ad nauseam assurances that it doesn't mean that other lives don't. Living proof that one doesn't have to be an antisemite to support Palestinian aspirations for self-determination and a homeland (a two-state solution, not a river to the sea eradication of Israel). Supportive of Israel’s right to exist and defend herself, while vociferously opposed to narcissistic, self-interested criminals like Bibi Netanyahu and the policies he enacts under Israel’s name. Actively supportive of LGBT demands for full and equal rights and women's rights (especially reproductive freedom and autonomy over their bodies). And, more importantly, have been vocal and active in participating in marches, rallies and protests in solidarity with all these causes, ideals and aspirations for decades.

November 5, 2023

Don’t Box Me In

It is possible to feel as much empathy and pain for an innocent Palestinian mother cradling her dead baby as it is for a mother who would rather her daughter be dead than raped and beaten and held as a hostage by Hamas. I can believe in and support the aspirations of Palestinians for a place to call home and still recognize and wholeheartedly support Israel's right to exist and defend herself.

I'm perfectly okay with contradictory, shifting emotions and nuanced positions when dealing with complexities. I don't need to oversimplify anything to justify a myopic view, blind myself to injustice, or excuse my inherent, taught, and often subconscious bias.

October 25, 2023

Empathy Gaps

A poem cannot stop a bullet. A novel can't defuse a bomb … But we are not helpless … We can sing the truth & name the liars.
-- Salman Rushdie

In the reckoning’s wreckage, threads entwined,
The truth lies twisted and undermined,
Craven simplification, craving certainty fast,
Nuance grimly neutered with turpitude blasts.

Blood-soaked brushes paint painful portrayals
Shades of complexity lost in violent betrayals,
Neatly framed narratives shape shaky perceptions,
Subtle hues are flattened with barracking interjections.

October 24, 2023

Barbie Bashing and Branding

"Am I the only person on Facebook to not give a fuck about an over-hyped movie about a bulimic doll?" I posted recently.

Because it was impossible to escape the marketing onslaught, I couldn’t help but notice how it had triggered whiny boy-men like Ben Shapiro to burn Barbie dolls on barbeques in effete fits of pique. Enough to make the likes of Andrew Tate stop in his steroid tracks and trafficking to condemn it. Piers Morgan possibly even stopped hysterically bitch slapping Meghan Markle for a minute to denounce it, although I haven’t sought nor seen him attempt to mansplain how terrible it is.

August 2, 2023

Reimagined

My content has been consistently censored and removed from social media platforms, leading me to rely on my personal website as a means of self-expression. Let alone marketing and promotion.

In the face of the banning, deleting, scrubbing, and destruction of content, and ownership of social media platforms in the hands of unreliable custodians like Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and their ilk, I am even more determined to communicate my way on my own terms.

July 31, 2023

AI and the Almighty Prompt

The emergence of artificial intelligence (AI) has ushered in a new era of creativity and artistic expression. AI-generated art has become a captivating phenomenon that challenges traditional notions of creativity and copyright ownership. At the heart of this revolution lies the symbiotic relationship between AI and its initial prompter.

This piece explores the extent to which AI-generated art is reliant on the initial prompt and how this collaboration between AI and humans has upended previous understandings of copyright, ownership, creativity, and legality.

July 26, 2023

Dick Tricks for Mainly Pricks

Penis size anxiety. It's more a lockeroom phenomenon than a bedroom one, and it doesn't help that men's magazines have opted to make men feel as insecure and inadequate about their bodies as women's magazines have traditionally. This used to be, primarily, a gay men's issue, but so was eyebrow threading, back and ball waxing, anal bleaching, plucking, preening and pube shaving once upon a time. Straight men looked at how hot and in shape gay men were, and in return, we tricked them into feminizing themselves and gave them body dysmorphia.

July 8, 2023

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