While MAGA Mike Johnson creepily monitors his son's internet for nipples (or Sharpie-drawn pubic hair disguised as signatures), the rest of us are left guessing and imagining what horrors and secrets lurk in those sealed documents. When a man positions himself as a Family Values Christian but his compulsive, patriarchic monitoring of porn is prioritized over exposing predators, the real obscenity isn't what's on the screen.
July 22, 2025